I think I'm Doing pretty good. You know, for only being the second greatest person on the internet

No you dumb bitch, i just can’t believe you thought an 11 year old would forget his birthday….

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mathsturbation:

meowth knows how to burn a bitch

I would have gone with “Meowth proving he is, in fact, fire type”

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theomeganerd:

The Elder Scrolls Online Imperial Edition Leaked by Amazon
 Via: Game Informer || High Res

theomeganerd:

The Elder Scrolls Online Imperial Edition Leaked by Amazon

 Via: Game Informer || High Res

3,000 posts!

3,000 posts!

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stevenscrivello:

Tonight’s experiment: MITCHELL.

stevenscrivello:

Tonight’s experiment: MITCHELL.

iceesoda:

Reblog this to get your url written on a poster. Likes do not count! You all have until January 2, 2014.

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an office in midtown Chicago. As far as I know, I'm the only openly practicing professional wizard in the country. You can find me in the yellow pages, under "Wizards." Believe it or not, I'm the only one there. My ad looks like this:
  • HARRY DRESDEN—WIZARD
  • Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations.
  • Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates.
  • No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment
  • You'd be surprised how many people call just to ask me if I'm serious. But then, if you'd seen the things I'd seen, if you knew half of what I knew, you'd wonder how anyone could not think I was serious.

tastefullyoffensive:

Feeling old.

Fanboys Online by Scott DeWitt [tumblr | website | twitter]

hiseyescouldntlie:

sofapizza:

forgot how to bird

the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”

hiseyescouldntlie:

sofapizza:

forgot how to bird

the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”

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silvaniart:

Thanks, 2013. You’ve been great. Now go bother someone else.

silvaniart:

Thanks, 2013. You’ve been great. Now go bother someone else.