I think I'm Doing pretty good. You know, for only being the second greatest person on the internet
No you dumb bitch, i just can’t believe you thought an 11 year old would forget his birthday….
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- What she says: I'm fine.
- What she means: My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an office in midtown Chicago. As far as I know, I'm the only openly practicing professional wizard in the country. You can find me in the yellow pages, under "Wizards." Believe it or not, I'm the only one there. My ad looks like this:
- HARRY DRESDEN—WIZARD
- Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations.
- Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates.
- No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment
- You'd be surprised how many people call just to ask me if I'm serious. But then, if you'd seen the things I'd seen, if you knew half of what I knew, you'd wonder how anyone could not think I was serious.